All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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