Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just want to make out with him forever
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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