I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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