hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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