how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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