This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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