I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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