i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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