How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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