How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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