did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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