Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
It was confusing and full of hummus
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
