I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Green mimosas i think yes
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I deserve this hangover.
Randomize
