party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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