I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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