So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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