It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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