He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
you told grandpa to call you daddy
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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