sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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