she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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