thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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