i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
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I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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