your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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