What tipped you off? The sombrero?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Randomize
