What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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