he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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