Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
There r osticjed everywhere
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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