are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook