she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that