i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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