Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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