I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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