VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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