Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so let's talk penis.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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