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(586): View more from Michigan

dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?

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(586): dear santa what can i do with your candy cane? http://tfl.nu/evo0

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Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.

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(864): Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends. http://tfl.nu/vqfc

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up

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haha what'd she say

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i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF

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(215): dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up (412): haha what'd she say (215): i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF http://tfl.nu/bkrp

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One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez

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(719): One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez http://tfl.nu/v3fs

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(443): View more from Maryland

Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls

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(443): Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls http://tfl.nu/0maf

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?

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(412): do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister? http://tfl.nu/on91

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(616): View more from Michigan

whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.

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i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.

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(616): whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook. (231): i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment. http://tfl.nu/fvdt

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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.

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(815): She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water. http://tfl.nu/94yr

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(319): View more from Iowa

You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me

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(319): You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me http://tfl.nu/8yrv

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(727): View more from Florida

You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?

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(727): You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you? http://tfl.nu/l34c

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(757): View more from Virginia

you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.

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(757): you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof. http://tfl.nu/pdha

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(210): View more from Texas

If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night

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(210): If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night http://tfl.nu/5uhb

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(830): View more from Texas

Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.

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(830): Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point. http://tfl.nu/e159

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(765): View more from Indiana

You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.

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No I didn't. Whiskey did.

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(765): You wore a man's plastic top hat last night. (574): No I didn't. Whiskey did. http://tfl.nu/63th

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(613): View more from Ontario

Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad

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I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.

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(613): Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad (1-613): I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it. http://tfl.nu/4mo6

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