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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw

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  strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing

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  could be more

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  absolutely not

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• (631): View more from New York

  there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  He called his prostate his "boner button".

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  how bad is she

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  captain morgan with tits

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH

  (856): View more from New Jersey

  ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?

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