Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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