I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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