At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom