Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?