My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.