she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?