Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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