I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm bleeding and have questions
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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