He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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