Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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