I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...