I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.