apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.