Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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