READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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