Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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