kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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