You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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