all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
you will always have a special place in my vag
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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