jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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