New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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