You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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