I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
my poor anus
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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