i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Farmville is her only friend.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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