if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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