I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
